Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in
6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.
a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies
*seductively shoves hand into chip bag*
ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK → I WASN'T READY, FACELESS.
“Lesbians can be really dangerous. It’s the testosterone.”
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay